What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 23:49
What do you mean son?
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
Why do I feel like I want to suck a big dick after injecting meth?
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
Were any US Generals hurt or killed yesterday in Damascus, Syria, yesterday 5/9/24?
Do you know what she said mum?
What! how could you do that?
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
Why did the Soviet Jews hate the Soviet Union?
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
True - how I loved my mum!
What should I expect after a BBL surgery?
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.